© my mortal remains.

inspiring:

VIRUS GOING AROUND!!!!! SIGNAL BOOST THE SHIT OUT OF THIS!!!!!

if you are on my blog and there’s a button that says “unfollow” in the upper-right corner, DO NOT CLICK IT! it will bring you to a FBI site that will trap your browser and even can access your webcam! it’s very serious and it’s important you do not click it

(via destitutus)


ugly:

wouldn’t it be cool if the person u wanted to be with also wanted to be with u 

(via sniffing)




rnikedirnt:

rnikedirnt:

my health teacher has a sign in her room that says ‘if you cant handle the word vagina, then you shouldnt have your penis in one’

i wonder if my health teacher knows that shes tumblr famous 

(via handjob)


thecitys:

ryangaysling:

The 1975 have the type of lyrics you want tattooed on your body

mmmsn fhifh mvoifhi,c like chocolate ngdsb

(Source: hotelceilings, via sniffing)


amoying:

fruitpacks:

amoying:

fruitpacks:

i wish boobs were made of memory foam instead of fat and milk like theyd still be soft but without the jiggle 

ok but what if every time someone accidentally elbowed ur boob and then there was indent…

idk„ but u could like shape them„ im just tired of jiggle pain

im gonna shape my boobs into dicks no one is going to stop me i am going to have penis shaped breasts

(via sniffing)


2 am, where do i begin…?


Double Man Crush Monday @spencersexton @cjsexton23

Double Man Crush Monday @spencersexton @cjsexton23




asvprock:

1 Bottle of Shampoo = 10 Bottles of Conditioner.

(via handjob)


daa-ze:

skr0ala:

dominicsellie:

crrocs:

people who complain about “getting too many asks”

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people who get straight A’s and every test they say “im so gonna fail”image

People who say their art sucks when its clearly amazing

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Having a student who just can’t pass his fucking driver’s test

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(via sniffing)