© my mortal remains.

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

(via awhorenothingmore)


dirrtyfilthynasty:

“I didn’t know she sang. I thought she rapped…or whatever”

(Source: suqmydiqtbh, via skate-high)



dude seriiously m y dayd……

dude seriiously m y dayd……

(Source: pdlcomics, via chelseawoosh)


“I’m Elle Woods. I have a bachelor’s degree in fashion merchandising from CULA. And I was a Zeta Lambda Nu Sweetheart, president of my sorority, Delta Nu, and last year, I was Homecoming Queen.”

(via vintagesmilesforeignaccents)


fvillatoro:

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn

Still stunning!

fvillatoro:

stunningpicture:

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn

Still stunning!

(via vintagesmilesforeignaccents)



41r-1n:

made-in-amerika:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,
Dear person I like,
Dear ex boyfriend,
Dear ex girlfriend,
Dear ex bestfriend,
Dear bestfriend,
Dear *anyone*,
Dear Santa,
Dear mom,
Dear dad,
Dear future me,
Dear past me,
Dear person I’m jealous of,
Dear person I have a crush on,
Dear girlfriend,
Dear boyfriend,
Dear [insert URL here],

please

(Source: wishtoconfess, via vintagesmilesforeignaccents)





letterstogodptiii:

tea-books-and-blankets:

yaygocats:

discomplete:

“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography

“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.

“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy 

“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book

(via awhorenothingmore)




princeburqa:

I am willing to marry whoever made this. 

princeburqa:

I am willing to marry whoever made this. 

(via penishole)